Reports have been coming in of a “Mocha-Man” being spotted in downtown Chicago. The Just Ask Nation team was able to get a first hand account from a Mr. Jimmy Solsen. These are his words:
It’s true. The mysterious Mocha-Man has been spotted in the Windy City, at a Cubs game no less. Yes, thousands of fans were certain they saw a blur streak across the sunny blue sky above Wrigley field during the seventth inning stretch that has definitely been identified as Mocha-Man. I know, I was there. How they knew it was him is anyone’s guess, especially given the condition of many fans by the seventh inning and just about everything starts getting blurry. Mass hallucination or just too many beers on an extremely hot day, those who saw the blur do not care. The Mayor, when asked if he had seen Mocha-Man, was quick with his response: “What?”
Several videos were apparently shot of the blur and the JustAskNation Team is pleased to have located one of them. Shot by Jake Japooder, the now infamous Japooder film is under heavy scrutiny by the JustAskNation elite team of videomeisters which recently authenticated a home video of a Yeti shaving in 1987. Following any black lining of the video, it will soon be available for viewing on this site and then you can be the judge. Just a blur in the sky, a stain on a cloud, or is it Mocha-man? The Cubs losng the game was not attributed to the sighting.
And so the mystery continues as more and more stories about him pile up on the desks of sports columnists, meteorologists and college newspaper editors throughout the JustAskNation. Reports of him leaping over small people in a single bound, crushing coffee beans in his bare hands, and causing a 64% drop in cats stuck in trees are just the tip of the iceberg. Yes dear readers, Mocha-Man appears to be the real McCoy but despite the reports and the Japooder video, there are still doubters. So I am Just Asking you, to accept the challenge, to pursue the quest to find Mocha-Man, take a clear picture or video of him in action or just hanging around the coffee shop, and post it with us at the JustAskNation.
Mocha-Man must be found. Somewhere out in this great Imagi-Nation, he is waiting and we want to know where. He may have an alter ego and be disguised as some ordinary smo, like the guy next door who still hasn’t returned your coffee pot, or maybe your cousin from Detroit, or the door to door dryer salesman. He could be anyone, anywhere. If you think you know where he is and who he is, Just Ask, and get that picture! Your fellow JustAskNationers are counting on YOU!
There you have it. The mystery continues…
Who is Mocha Man? Why is he here? Where did he come from? And most importantly, what are his intentions?
Please help the Just Ask Nation find Mocha Man and send us your pictures if you spot him!



















